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♪

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(woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪

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♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪

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♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪

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♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪

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♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪

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♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪

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♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪

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♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪

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♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪

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♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪

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♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪

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♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪

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♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪

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(Michael grunts)
NOW TURN AROUND.

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(Jocelyn) THIS WAY?

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(grunts)
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

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YEAH, NOW RIDE ME.
YEAH, RIDE ME.

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(grunting and panting)

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(moans)

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(grunts and pants) OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SQUEEZE ME.

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WHAT?

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OH, MY COCK.
SQUEEZE IT.

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(pants) NO, NO, JOCE.
NOT WITH YOUR HANDS.

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SQUEEZE FROM INSIDE.

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(grunts)

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(groans) YEAH.
OH, MY GOD.

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DON'T STOP. OH.
YEAH.

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OH, MAKE A FIST WITH IT.
YEAH, HONEY. COME ON.

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NO. SQUEEZE THAT CUNT.
(panting)

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(mutters and pants)
DID YOU SAY CUNT?

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NO. WHAT? (pants)

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BABE, HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY. HEY.

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(sighs)

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HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?

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I DON'T CARE FOR THAT WORD.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

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IT'S JUST A WORD.
IT'S NOT AN ELDERLY RELATIVE.

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COME ON.

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(taps countertop)
COME BACK HERE.

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(sighs) I GOTTA GO.

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I HAVE A 7:00 A.M. MEETING
I HAVEN'T PREPARED FOR YET.

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YOU'RE LEAVING?
(sighs)

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YOU'RE KIDDING.

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OHH.

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YOU'RE UPSET.

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I DON'T LIKE MY FLOWER
BEING REFERRED TO THAT WAY.

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FLOWER?

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YES, "FLOWER,"

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NOT "CUNT."

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IT'S JUST A WORD.

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DID I ACTUALLY OFFEND YOU?

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IT WAS A LITTLE...
INDELICATE.

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(chuckles)

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YOU MEAN DIRTY.

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OKAY, DIRTY.

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YOU LIKE DIRTY.

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YES, BUT NOT FILTHY.

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE?

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NO. YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
ONCE ASKED WOODY ALLEN

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IF SEX WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY,

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AND HE SAID, "ONLY WHEN
IT'S DONE PROPERLY."

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YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THAT
WHEN YOU TRIED TO DO

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THAT OTHER THING
THAT I DIDN'T LIKE LAST SUNDAY.

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WE GOT OFF.

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IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?

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NO.

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NO, I CARE ABOUT
THE POLAR BEARS

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AND THE DEATH OF THE DVD

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AND I CARE ABOUT LOTS OF
OTHER... STUFF. WHAT?

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MICHAEL, WHERE ARE ALL OF
THESE NEW IDEAS COMING FROM,

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THESE STRANGE WAYS
TO HAVE SEX?

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I'M A MODERN MAN.
I GET PEDICURES.

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SOMETHING'S CHANGED.

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YOU'VE CHANGED.
THE SEX IS DIFFERENT.

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IF IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME,
WHAT'S THE POINT?

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MICHAEL,
ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?

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(moans)

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(groans)

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(both pant)

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HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?

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(sighs)

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IF YOU ARE,
JUST TELL ME, OKAY?

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I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE LAST TO KNOW.

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♪

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"AN UNEXPECTED EVENT
WILL SOON BRING YOU FORTUNE."

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FATE IS ALL BULLSHIT.

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THINGS JUST HAPPEN.

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THERE'S NO DESIGN
UNLESS YOU'RE RICH OR DELUDED,

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AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND BOTH.

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I'VE HAD FOUR GREAT LOVERS
IN MY LIFE.

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FIVE IF I COUNT MYSELF.

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H-HERE'S THE THING--
TWO WERE ORIENTAL.

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I KNOW
THEY'RE CALLED ASIANS NOW,

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BUT ORIENTAL IS MORE MYSTERIOUS
THAN ASIAN, DON'T YOU THINK?

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IT HAS A KIND OF
SILK RESTRAINTS-OPIUM DEN VIBE.

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BELIEVE ME, THESE TWO LOVERS
WERE WORLD-CLASS MYSTERIOUS.

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I NEVER KNEW THEIR NAMES.
I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT.

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EACH OF THEM CAME UP
WITH VARIATIONS,

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YOU KNOW, MOVES, DEVICES,
FALSE IDENTITIES...

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ROPE.

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JESUS, THEY WERE EXCITING.

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NO SURPRISE THERE.

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THESE PEOPLE INVENTED GUNPOWDER
FOR FUCK SAKE.

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GOD, I LOVE ROPE.

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♪

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(screams)
(Luther laughs)

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AH! WHOO!
(groans)

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(squeals)
HOLD ON! (grunts)

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DO YOUR LITTLE BITCH!

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(grunts)
OH!

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(grunts and laughs)
(squeals)

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COMING THROUGH!
AAH!

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(laughs)
OH.

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(squeals and moans)

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MM. MM. (grunting)

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(squealing)

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OH, GOD. (pants) MM.

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MM. MM.
(laughs)

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WHAT'S THE WORLD RECORD
FOR MULTIPLE ORGASMS?

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WANT ME TO GOOGLE IT?
(laughs)

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(laughs) NO.
I WANT YOU TO GOOGLE ME.

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WHERE'D YOU LEARN
HOW TO EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?

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ONLINE. YODEL UNIVERSITY.

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OH, YOU'RE AMAZING.

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COMPLETELY.

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OKAY, ENOUGH TALKING.
I WANT THAT COCK IN MY ASS.

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IF YOU INSIST.

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PUT THE BALL
BACK IN MY MOUTH.

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(muffled voice)
OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!

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OH! OH, MY GOD!

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(doorbell rings)

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MM.

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YOUR HUSBAND?

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(speaks indistinctly)

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OH. NO, HE'S AT ROTATOR CUFF
SURGERY THIS MORNING.

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PEM.

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PEMMIE, ARE YOU IN THERE?

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COME ON, PEMMIE.

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SHIT! IT'S JOCELYN!

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FUCK. (panting)
OKAY, OKAY.

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OKAY. (whimpers)

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(sighs)

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PEM, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.

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(speaks indistinctly)

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(mouths word) FUCK!

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YEAH, COMING.

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(exhales slowly)

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(Jocelyn sighs)

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DID I INTERRUPT SOMETHING?

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(pants) LIKE WHAT?

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YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED.

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WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I LOVE LIFE.

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WHAT'S UP?

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I THINK MICHAEL'S HAVING
AN AFFAIR.

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(keys clatter)

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OH. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE TALKING
TO A PRIVATE EYE, NOT ME.

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NO. YOU'RE MY SEXUAL YODA.

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OOH, A SEXUAL PROBLEM?

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THE THRILL IS GONE, HUH?

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NO. (laughs) NO.
HE'S INSATIABLE.

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OH, REALLY?

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WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND,
A SISTER ACT?

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I WAS JOKING, JOCE.

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WELL...

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DOES HE SMELL DIFFERENT?

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YOU CAN ALWAYS SMELL
A WOMAN ON A MAN.

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LATELY, HE'S BEEN...

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DOING WEIRD THINGS
DURING SEX.

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LIKE WHAT?

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LAST NIGHT,
HE CALLED MY... FLOWER

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THE "C" WORD.

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YOUR FLOWER?

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ARE YOU A BOTANIST?

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(sighs) HE'S NOT HIMSELF,
PEMMIE.

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I-I THINK HE'S GETTING ALL OF
THIS STUFF FROM ANOTHER WOMAN.

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(sighs) WHAT IF IT'S TRUE?

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THEN YOU EITHER
HAVE TO KILL HER

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OR BUY HER A LITTLE GIFT.

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JOCE...

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FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
GO WITH THE FLOW.

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GO WITH THE FLOW.
(chuckles)

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YEAH.
JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.

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(sighs deeply)

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THANKS, PEMMIE.

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OH, I GOTTA GO.

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YEAH. OF COURSE. YES,
GO, GO, GO. DO YOUR THING.

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MEETINGS.

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DO YOUR--YEP.
(keys jangle)

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OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

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IT'S NOT A FLOWER.

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IT'S A MAN-EATING TIGER.

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(laughs)

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BYE.

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(exhales)

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(singsong voice)
LUTHER.

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YOU WERE SERIOUS
ABOUT THE SISTER ACT.

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WELL...
NOTHING'S OFF THE TABLE.

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(laughs)

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WELL, FAMILY REALLY IS
THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY.

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(growls)

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YOU MUST BE MICHAEL.

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AND WHO ARE YOU?

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I AM ISHA.

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COME IN.

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WHERE'S LIZ?

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SHE'LL BE HERE.

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I'M ESHA.

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HI. WHOA.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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SHH.
WE'RE PREPARING YOU.

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DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL GUIDE YOU.

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ISHA, ESHA?

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UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.

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WELCOME.

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WHAT'S THE OCCASION?

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TWO MONTHS
OF NOT HITTING ANYBODY.

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I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OVER
FOR SOME COFFEE.

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WHAT'S NEXT?

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WHAT ISN'T?

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MM.

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OKAY.

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OH.

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♪

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MM. MM.

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♪

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(moans)

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(pants)

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YOU--
YOU WERE RIGHT THERE, AND...

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I KNOW.

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WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN
ISHA AND ESHA.

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Y-YOU WERE OVERSTIMULATED.

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YEAH.

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YEAH.

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YEAH.
YEAH.

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(Luther) SO...

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TELL ME AGAIN
ABOUT THE RICKSHAW TWINS.

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THEY'RE ALL OILED UP,

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SHIMMERING
IN THE CANDLED GLOW,

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MOVING EVER CLOSER
TO YOUR THROBBING--

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LUTHER, FOR GOD SAKE.

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I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU
ABOUT MY PROBLEM.

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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

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MEA CULPA. MEA CULPA.

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JUST... GIVE ME A MOMENT
TO COMPLETE THE THOUGHT.

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MM.

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MM. MM.

251
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,633
(laughs
and inhales deeply)

252
00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:24,433
(clicks tongue
and exhales)

253
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:27,166
(clicks tongue)
ALL DONE.

254
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,367
NOW WHERE WERE WE?

255
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,500
I COULDN'T GET IT UP
WITH LIZ.

256
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,133
IT'S AN ABERRATION.
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT?

257
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,433
WELL, THEN YOU'RE FUCKED.

258
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,867
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET SERIOUS.

259
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,867
IS THERE ANYTHING
BOTHERING YOU?

260
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:40,567
JOCELYN.

261
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:43,233
I THINK SHE MAY BE ON TO ME
ABOUT LIZ.

262
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,400
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

263
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:49,400
QUESTION--HOW ARE YOU
DOING WITH JOCELYN?

264
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,834
OH, FINE.

265
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,400
MM-HMM.

266
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,266
SO THE PLOT THICKENS
IN ONE PART OF YOUR LIFE

267
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:55,667
BUT NOT THE OTHER.

268
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,467
HMM.

269
00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:58,734
MM-HMM.

270
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,533
LUTHER, WOULD YOU STOP?

271
00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:03,734
WHAT DO I DO?

272
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,467
ONE WORD--THE NUBIAN.

273
00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,433
THE NUBIAN?

274
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:12,333
DESPERATE TIMES...

275
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,500
DESPERATE MEASURES.

276
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,734
(sighs)

277
00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:17,500
(beeps)

278
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,166
(Preston) WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT, WAIT.

279
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,500
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THESE TWO CHICKS

280
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,734
ARE SLIDING UP AND DOWN
HIS PERSON

281
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,200
AND NOTHING?

282
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,333
FLAT TIRE.

283
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,433
WELL, YOU KNOW, MEN ARE
VERY SENSITIVE CREATURES.

284
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:34,200
WE'RE ENIGMAS.
(laughs)

285
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,867
IF SOMETHING UPSETS US, IT GOES
RIGHT TO OUR HOME PAGE.

286
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:37,500
SEE, YOU WOMEN THINK

287
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,400
THAT YOU HAVE THE MARKET
CORNERED ON FEELINGS.

288
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,667
YOU DO NOT.
WE ARE EQUALLY AS VULNERABLE.

289
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,700
ANDREA BOCELLI
GIVES ME CHILLS.

290
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,667
PUPPIES MAKE ME MISTY.

291
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,300
COME ON. GIVE ME
SOME HELP HERE, PRESTON.

292
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,700
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME?

293
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,333
(chuckles) I'M NEVER OFF
MY GA--

294
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,500
ALL RIGHT, TWO WORDS--
VISUAL STIMULATION.

295
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,867
(computer chirps)

296
00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,266
(chirp)

297
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,467
(blurps)

298
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,233
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

299
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,767
Just wanted to say hi.

300
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,934
I was, um, going to make
something to eat. You hungry?

301
00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:11,367
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

302
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,600
Let's see what's there.

303
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,600
Ooh.

304
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,266
What's here?

305
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,533
(whispers indistinctly)

306
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,533
Ohh.

307
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,567
Ooh.

308
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:28,367
Oh.

309
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,867
Oh. Mmm.

310
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:32,767
(moans)

311
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,567
Mm.

312
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:37,367
Mm.

313
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:40,700
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

314
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,233
HOW'S THE RESOLUTION
ON YOUR SCREEN?

315
00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,867
It's hi-def.

316
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,300
OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS.

317
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,700
(gasps)

318
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,934
(moans)

319
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,734
(gasps)

320
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,333
(pants)
(grunts)

321
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,367
(pants and moans)

322
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,100
AH.

323
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,667
(moans)

324
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,133
YES.
(grunts)

325
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,200
(moaning)

326
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,800
YES, YES, YES, YES,
YES, YES, YES.

327
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800
Oh.

328
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,633
(grunts and groans)
(grunts)

329
00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:32,300
Ohh! Ohh!
NO.

330
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,300
(grunts)
(gasps)

331
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,233
OH, GOD!

332
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,667
(pants)

333
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,734
I gotta go.

334
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,200
YOU GOTTA GO?
(sighs)

335
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,900
Bye.

336
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,300
(button clicks)

337
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,367
(grunts)

338
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,633
SUMMER...

339
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,467
2001.

340
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,500
I'M WATCHING "FRIENDS."

341
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,333
IN WALKS JENNIFER ANISTON,

342
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,166
NIPPLES POKING THE CASHMERE.

343
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,700
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK.

344
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,400
I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND,
NEVER LOOKED BACK.

345
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,533
HEY. YOU COME YOUR WAY.

346
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,667
I COME MINE.

347
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:10,200
(doorbell rings)

348
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,800
(African accent) HELLO.

349
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,367
OH, LUTHER SENT ME.

350
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,667
HI. I'M--

351
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,433
NO NAMES.

352
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,800
WHAT THE MODERN WORLD CALLS US
HAS NO PLACE HERE TONIGHT.

353
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,266
OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

354
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,767
VODKA.

355
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,533
OH, I PREFER
YOU NOT TO DRINK.

356
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:33,233
WE NEED YOUR SENSES ALIVE

357
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:35,800
AND RECEPTIVE.

358
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,467
MAY I COME IN?
UH, Y-YES.

359
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:40,667
THANK YOU.

360
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,867
SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

361
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,467
WELL, I JUST CAN'T

362
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,800
SEEM TO...

363
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,567
SAY NO MORE.
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.

364
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:09,133
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

365
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,767
IS THAT I LOVE THE PENISES.

366
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:13,133
I LOVE THE WAY THEY LOOK

367
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,734
AND HOW THEY FEEL.

368
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,533
AND NOW
YOU MUST LET ME SEE.

369
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,300
(inhales sharply)

370
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,800
OH, MY GOD.

371
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,100
IT'S EVEN MORE EXTRAORDINARY
THAN WHAT I THOUGHT.

372
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,700
OH, I BET YOU LOVE YOUR COCK.

373
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,567
WELL, WE GO WAY BACK.

374
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,400
IT IS SO THICK.

375
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,467
MIGHT BE THE LIGHT.
I'VE GOT HALOGENS.

376
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:38,100
NO. I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOUR COCK,

377
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,233
AND IT LOVES YOU.

378
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,700
SAY IT FOR ME, PLEASE.

379
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,266
MY... COCK LOVES ME.

380
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:45,500
GOOD. GOOD.

381
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,767
IT LIKES TO HEAR YOU
TALK TO IT.

382
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,233
CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY?
WELL, YEAH.

383
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,266
CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
MM-HMM.

384
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:55,400
OH, YES. (inhales sharply)

385
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,700
OH...
(speaks foreign language)

386
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,667
OH...
(speaks foreign language)

387
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,400
OHH!

388
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,533
AH!
OH, YES!

389
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,600
(rattling)

390
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,400
OH! OH...
(speaks foreign language)

391
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,333
(speaks foreign language)
AH.

392
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,900
OH!

393
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,867
OH, YES!

394
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,166
OH!

395
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,767
OH, YES!

396
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,266
(panting)

397
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,800
OH, YEAH.
COME ON, BABY.

398
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,500
(speaks indistinctly)

399
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,433
COME ON. RAISE UP FOR ME.
(groans)

400
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:27,333
YES. COME ON.
RAISE FOR ME.

401
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,233
(whimpers)
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.

402
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,834
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME.
COME ON. YES.

403
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,400
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME.
OH, YES. (pants)

404
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,567
BREATHE, BREATHE. BREATHE.
OH, YES.

405
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,633
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

406
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,467
OH, YES! COME ON, BABY.

407
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,667
(object rattling)

408
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,166
(mutters)

409
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,367
DAMN!

410
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,333
OH, GOD.

411
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,600
OH! OH, THIS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME.

412
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,867
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

413
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:52,233
(pants)

414
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,233
THESE--THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

415
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,233
NOT TO ME.

416
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,500
(sighs)

417
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,567
HEY.

418
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:06,166
WILL YOU BE OKAY?

419
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:09,567
I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE.

420
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,834
(cell phone rings)

421
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,233
HEY.

422
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:24,100
THE NUBIAN JUST CALLED.
I AM BEYOND UPSET.

423
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,800
OH. I'LL BE OKAY, LUTHER.

424
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,500
I'LL GET OVER THIS.

425
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,333
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
SHE'S DEVASTATED.

426
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,333
SHE'S QUITTING THE BUSINESS.

427
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,266
BECAUSE OF ME?
COULDN'T YOU
HAVE JUST FAKED IT?

428
00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,100
Michael, minus the Nubian,

429
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,767
I AM OUT HERE
WITHOUT A SAFETY NET.

430
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,567
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

431
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:41,767
(sighs)

432
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,166
(cell phone clatters)

433
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,734
(doorbell rings)

434
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,800
(groans)

435
00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:53,867
WE NEED TO TALK.

436
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,834
WE DO?

437
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,233
(door closes)

438
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,333
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I DO.

439
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,734
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

440
00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,200
YOU...

441
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,867
THE AFFAIR YOU'RE HAVING...

442
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:11,433
THE WAY YOU'RE FUCKING ME,
BIG-TIME.

443
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,633
JOCE...

444
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:14,300
(glass clatters)

445
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,200
I-I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

446
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,734
WHOEVER COULD BRING THAT OUT
IN YOU

447
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:22,133
MUST BE ONE FUCKING...

448
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,900
AMAZING WOMAN.

449
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,567
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHO SHE IS.

450
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,133
YOU DO?

451
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,633
ME.

452
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:32,900
YOU?

453
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,500
(laughs)

454
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,367
YOU ARE FUCKING ADORABLE.

455
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,567
(laughs)

456
00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:39,767
(chuckles)

457
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,166
(giggles)

458
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,900
(laughs)

459
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,433
IS THAT...

460
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:47,700
(laughs)
IS THAT A COCK CANDLE?

461
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,567
YES. YES, IT IS.

462
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,633
DON'T TELL ME.

463
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,533
LUTHER.

464
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:57,400
YES.

465
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,934
COME HERE
AND GIVE ME THE REAL THING.

466
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:00,600
OH.

467
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,233
I AM GONNA FUCK YOU
LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING ME.

468
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:06,900
OH.

469
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,900
(moans)

470
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,400
OH.

471
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,533
SO OUT OF THE BLUE,
IT'S BACK.

472
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:14,600
KUDOS.
SO WHAT ELSE IS COOKING?

473
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,700
THAT'S ALL THAT'S BEEN COOKING.
IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.

474
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,867
SOFT WITH LIZ. SUDDENLY,
I'M HARD WITH JOCELYN.

475
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,800
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION
THIS ERECTION EXPERT

476
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,400
LUTHER SENT ME--

477
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,533
THIS 7-FOOT BLACK CHICK.

478
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,266
THE NUBIAN.
SHE CAN RAISE THE DEAD.

479
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:28,633
YOU KNOW HER?

480
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,767
SHE GOT ME THROUGH
TWO REALLY BAD DIVORCES.

481
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,834
LITTLE VIC WAS IN A SLUMP.

482
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,500
WELL,
IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME.

483
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,300
YEAH? OH, SHE'S GONNA
TAKE THAT BAD.

484
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,433
COME ON.
LET'S GET A BEER.

485
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:42,200
(sighs)

486
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,600
HEY, POP.
YOU'VE HAD AFFAIRS, RIGHT?

487
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,500
HUH? WHY DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW?

488
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,500
DID IT EVER
MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY,

489
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:58,700
TO THE POINT WHERE IT
KILLED YOUR SEX LIFE?

490
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,467
(laughs)
NOTHING KILLS MY SEX LIFE.

491
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:03,200
YOU COULD SHOOT ME DEAD,

492
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,700
MY COCK WOULD JUST GROW
A NEW BODY AND KEEP ON GOING.

493
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,567
IT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION.

494
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:09,433
YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT
SOME EMOTIONAL THING

495
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:11,166
BLOCKING YOUR COCK.

496
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,734
YOU KNOW,
LIKE GIRLS GET.

497
00:22:12,734 --> 00:22:15,433
THANK YOU, POP.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.

498
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,500
CAME BY TO GET SOME INSIGHT
FROM MY FATHER.

499
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,467
HE TELLS ME I'M A GIRL.
I'M GONNA GO.

500
00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:23,500
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, STAY, STAY, STAY.

501
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,133
WHAT'S THAT, UM...

502
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,266
WHAT DO THEY CALL IT
IN THE MILITARY?

503
00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:28,467
UH...
(snaps fingers)

504
00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:30,200
AN EXIT STRATEGY.

505
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,166
YOU GOT AN EXIT STRATEGY
FROM THIS AFFAIR WITH THE COP?

506
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,567
NO.
YEAH. THERE YOU HAVE IT.

507
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:38,333
HAVE WHAT?
THE REASON YOUR TELESCOPE
WORKS WITH JOCE

508
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,233
AND DOESN'T WORK
WITH THE COP.

509
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,700
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

510
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,567
THIS IS THE KIND OF
TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF

511
00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:45,867
THAT MENTAL MEN
LIKE YOU ADORE.
OKAY.

512
00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:47,266
OKAY.

513
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,467
WITH YOU AND LIZ...

514
00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,500
SOMETHING IMPORTANT
IS HAPPENING.

515
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,266
YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER.

516
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:55,567
IT'S SOMETHING REAL.

517
00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:56,934
IF YOU DON'T HAVE
AN EXIT STRATEGY,

518
00:22:56,934 --> 00:22:58,767
THEN IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,

519
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:01,767
AND IF IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,
YOUR COCK IS IN OVER ITS HEAD.

520
00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,934
SO IT'S RUNNING FOR COVER.

521
00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:05,333
LIKE A SCOLDED DOG.

522
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,867
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER, SON,

523
00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,400
YOUR COCK IS EINSTEIN.

524
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,266
YOU'RE JUST THE CHALKBOARD.

525
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,433
(chuckles)

526
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,467
AH.

527
00:23:27,467 --> 00:23:28,667
OH.

528
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:31,900
HEY. HEY.

529
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,734
(laughs) HI, COUNSELOR.

530
00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:35,233
WHAT'S GOING ON?

531
00:23:35,233 --> 00:23:37,333
ABIGAIL TOLD ME
YOU WERE HERE.

532
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,767
OH.

533
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:40,633
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

534
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:42,300
YEAH?

535
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,500
IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME
THAT I COULDN'T...

536
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,633
PERFORM WITH YOU.

537
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,367
(laughs)

538
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,367
IT'S LIKE, IF I DIDN'T BOWL
300 EVERY TIME,

539
00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,367
YOU'D FIND ANOTHER ALLEY,
OR SOMETHING.

540
00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:54,800
MICHAEL... (laughs)
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

541
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,333
(laughs)

542
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,633
WHAT IS IT LIKE?

543
00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,300
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE JUST...

544
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,734
JUST YOU AND ME.

545
00:24:00,734 --> 00:24:02,367
THAT'S ALL.

546
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,367
OUR BODIES ARE JUST SOMETHING
TO SLIP IN TO

547
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:07,467
WHEN WE WANT TO TAKE
THE TOP DOWN AND DRIVE FAST.

548
00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:10,166
SO YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED?

549
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,367
ARE YOU KIDDING?

550
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,700
THE WAY WE'VE BEEN GOING,

551
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,600
I'M SURPRISED
IT DIDN'T BREAK OFF.

552
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,700
MAYBE JUST BOUGHT US
A LITTLE TIME.

553
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,367
HEY.

554
00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:24,367
WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF?

555
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,100
THE SAME THING YOU ARE.

556
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,467
US.

557
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,200
THEN LET'S TELL US
TO GO AWAY,

558
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,600
AND WE'LL JUST SPEND TIME
WITH YOU AND ME.

559
00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:44,834
MM.

560
00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,667
OOH. (laughs)

561
00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:49,433
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

562
00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:52,266
(laughs)

563
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,266
(moans)

564
00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:57,266
AH. I LOVE THE WAY
YOU KISS.

565
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,633
MM. I SCORED BIG
IN THE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH

566
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,166
AT THE ACADEMY.

567
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,400
(laughs)

568
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:07,166
DID YOU EVER THINK THIS WAS
MORE THAN JUST AN AFFAIR?

569
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,333
(chuckles)
I ALWAYS DID.

570
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,266
WHAT IS IT?

571
00:25:11,266 --> 00:25:14,166
IT'S A GALAXY
FAR, FAR AWAY--

572
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,867
OH, GOD. (laughs)

573
00:25:15,867 --> 00:25:17,567
DO THEY HAVE
ERECTIONS THERE?

574
00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:19,100
OH, BIG ONES.

575
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,467
YEAH.

576
00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:22,533
AS LONG
AS WE'RE BEING HONEST...

577
00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:24,266
YEAH.

578
00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:26,266
DON'T EVER USE

579
00:25:26,266 --> 00:25:29,300
A BOWLING ALLEY METAPHOR
AGAIN.

580
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:32,166
IT JUST CHEAPENS EVERYONE.

581
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,133
(chuckles) OKAY?

582
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,800
UH-HUH.

583
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,200
MM-HMM.

584
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,467
(gasps and laughs)

585
00:25:39,467 --> 00:25:41,367
OH.

586
00:25:41,367 --> 00:26:01,900
(both moaning)